I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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