yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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