How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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