Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
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