break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
