The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i came on her dog
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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