It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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