Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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