Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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