is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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