PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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