***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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