I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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