Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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