I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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