and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I need moral support for this bender
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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