Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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