Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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