I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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