Say something about gay babies.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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