Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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