So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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