it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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