What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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