The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Come see our sink grown plant.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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