We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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