I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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