Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize