Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
