Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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