Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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