Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
I'm always down for nudity.
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