Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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