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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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