Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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