I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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