hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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