i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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