omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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