naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
