talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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