Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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