And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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