Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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