she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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