im drinking this country out of the recession.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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