I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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