We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
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I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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