i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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