You really coming over, don't trick.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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