i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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