grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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