You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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