yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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