I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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